My Gusband

I’ve said it once, and I will say it again. Every ho needs a ‘mo.


Mine goes by the name Max Bronner. Our love affair began in high school while Maxy-Poo was still (barely) in the closet. We drove around the parking lot blasting the High School Musical Soundtrack, choreographed dances and went to every sample sale LA had to offer.

Now, Maxy is a full fledged make-up artist extraordinaire and my future roomie in hell. Our mutual distaste for kitten heels, coach bags and the inland empire have withstood the test of time. You will see more of Maxy-Poo (make-up tutorials, life coaching, etc) in “Haute Mess and a Homo”. Brace yourself.

(this is us as Seal and Heidi Klum circa Halloween 2007… for the record Max is white #dedicated)